I'd like to wish Maxime Talbot a Happy 25th Birthday. I hope someone brings him a better plus/minus rating along with a few goals to the arena tonight in their matchup against San Jose.

Commitment: Doesn't Start with your Mouth

As the first post of the month, there will be a small change of topics as I make a transition from sports to women. The reason for this sudden change is due to the lack luster performance of the entire Pittsburgh Penguins organization causing me to actually want to watch the LPGA tour instead. Hey, maybe they will let a few of the Pens players bring their purses on the course this year. But besides the Pens being in 10th place in the Eastern Conference behind not only 1, but 3 Southeast Division teams, the only thing that has really caught my attention and I have deemed worthy to write about is a certain expectation from women.

The expectation I am referring to is absolutely absurd and is mostly due to the insecurity and helplessness that this experience causes. The expectation: Women expect to date men. Not really too much to ask is it? The experience beforehand: Women performing a 30 minute exercise of "I don't want to be a slut but I really am, but please don't call me one" as they go down and swallow your seed like its the last means of survival. Do you really think a guy is going to date you after that? Probably not. What is even worse are the girls who take a ride on the meat wagon and then want to jump into a long term relationship with that guy. If you really think a guy is going to date you after you coughed it up on the first night, you are more than likely a dumb girl who has done this numerous times which clues the guy into deeming that you are not dating quality and are only a reliable hook up. As a wise man once said, "Do not buy the cow when the milk is for free." If only girls were smart enough to comprehend this simple proverb, then they would be able to figure out why they only get a phone call at 2 am on friday night from their favorite customer.

For example (not the two in the picture above), a friend of mine receives a text from a girl after he has been heavily drinking for hours. The normal conversation through texting turns into the girl saying, "Hey you should stop by later tonight when you are done." If one obvious sexual idea didn't process through his brain at this point, the girl might have had a fighting chance at dating. As he enters into the girl's dorm room, she pushes him on the bed and rips down his pants and proceeds to say, "(name), you are not one of those guys who just hooks up with girls and then doesn't want to date them right?" Would any sane man not just agree to whatever she was saying? Well obviously my friend did because she gave him the oral treatment like it was going out of style. You are more likely to hit the lottery than to see this relationship evolve from hook up status to seriousness. The only thing serious about this situation is the help that this girl will need when her heart is broken because her slutty instincts and whore-ish tendencies told her that something special could become of this matter.

Good luck to those girls who continue to repeat this process. My guy friends really appreciate it.